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Henry's gettin' stupid again. so I guess I need to update.

Papal Visit

Words: Randy and Jonas
Music: Randy

The pope was coming to new jersey, or something, and everyone was freaking out about it. I didn't see what the big deal was. I just wanted some clean dishes and silverware to eat with. All over the TV and newspapers, it was all about the papal visit. I thought it would be nice if he stopped by to do our dishes. We sure as hell weren't going to do it.

Lyrics:

We got lots of dirty dishes in the sink
That ain't too cool now is it?
It's really gettin' kinda nasty in here
It's a damn good thing about the papal visit

Couldn't find a spoon to eat my cheerios
I think the message is implicit
Something's gotta be done rather quickly
It's a damn good thing about the papal visit

Chorus:
The Pope can do our dishes
He can use a grubby, grubby sponge
The Pope, he can do our dishes
Because he's always on the run

Well our place ain't that nasty, no
So why you gotta go and diss it?
I guess it could use a little bit of cleaning though
It's a damn good thing about the papal visit

Chorus

Bridge:
Well the pope likes bob hope
'cause bob hope grows the dope
he takes a boat across the moat
and climbs up on the rope
now upon the rope, he takes the dope
and gives it to the pope
they smoke some bowls
and eat some rolls
and eat some cantaloupe

Chorus

I like the pope, the pope smokes dope...
I like the pope, the pope smokes dope...
I like the pope, the pope smokes dope...
I like the pope, the pope smokes dope...etc.

Endnotes:

I think that pretty much speaks for itself. I will add that I wrote it before I knew "rolls" was a drug, too. So here, the pope is just smoking weed and eating bread and fruit with bob hope, not "rolling."