Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Phan and the Chicken Man
Words: Jonas, Henry, Randy, and Big Jon
Music: Henry
Henry sums it up pretty well on his site. It's another song involving chicken. This is one that I play almost every time I touch a guitar.
Lyrics:
Flips a burger, and gives her a sideways glance
She cooks a chicken in her hairnet and her checkered pants
She cooks some fries...looks in her eyes
But she tries not to stare
The ancient custom, from their home across the sea
Serves as a reminder that their love (their love) could never be
His head is buzzin'...his parents are cousins
And he's a drooling mongoloid
On taco night, they made their plan
To elope (to elope) to a foreign land
But as they toiled, their plan was foiled
By the man in the rolling chair
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man...
The Stupid:
1. The line about the 'drooling mongoloid' comes from Gerber who used that phrase to describe what happens to him when he eats an apple (he's allergic).
2. Some of the pronouns in the first verse should be masculine, but Jonas gets poetic license.
3. Taco night was second only to nugget night as a reason to go up to North Campus for dinner. Really, almost all our songs are about eating in one way or another.
4. The man in the rolling chair was the head of security or something at RPU. He yelled at us one time for taking too many tacos or nuggets or something and so he's the bad guy in the song.
Words: Jonas, Henry, Randy, and Big Jon
Music: Henry
Henry sums it up pretty well on his site. It's another song involving chicken. This is one that I play almost every time I touch a guitar.
Lyrics:
Flips a burger, and gives her a sideways glance
She cooks a chicken in her hairnet and her checkered pants
She cooks some fries...looks in her eyes
But she tries not to stare
The ancient custom, from their home across the sea
Serves as a reminder that their love (their love) could never be
His head is buzzin'...his parents are cousins
And he's a drooling mongoloid
On taco night, they made their plan
To elope (to elope) to a foreign land
But as they toiled, their plan was foiled
By the man in the rolling chair
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man
Phan and the Chicken Man...
The Stupid:
1. The line about the 'drooling mongoloid' comes from Gerber who used that phrase to describe what happens to him when he eats an apple (he's allergic).
2. Some of the pronouns in the first verse should be masculine, but Jonas gets poetic license.
3. Taco night was second only to nugget night as a reason to go up to North Campus for dinner. Really, almost all our songs are about eating in one way or another.
4. The man in the rolling chair was the head of security or something at RPU. He yelled at us one time for taking too many tacos or nuggets or something and so he's the bad guy in the song.
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