Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Caveboy
Words: Randy
Music: Randy
I wrote this song during an MCAT review class (hence the first line). I went to class every week, but I wrote songs instead of paying attention. There's really not that much to say about it. It's just StuPid.
Lyrics:
The teacher in front of the room is writing on the board
The kid in back is thinking about the caverns he explored
The snakes and rocks and slimy things that he found on the floor
'Without that cave,' he thought to himself, 'my life is such a bore."
Chorus:
Caveboy - he likes to play in his
Caveboy - his friends all call him a
Brave boy - his friends all call him the
Caveboy - he has a dog, too
Well the cave, that mysterious place, is really very dark
There's a new kid sitting in the front of the room and they all think he's a narc
He came, he came into school, with a billyclub and a jar
And when Jon's dad parked in the handicap zone he put a ticket on his car
Narc boy - he is afraid of the
Dark cave - he never goes in the
Dark cave - so he's not friends with the
Caveboy - he's a loser
Bridge:
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy! Freakboy!
His mom ate the dog...his daddy ate pebbles
Freakboy! Freakboy!
He plays the bass, but his clefs are all trebles
I like the Freakboy - I think he's nice
I like the Freakboy - I'll say it twice
I like the Freakboy - I think he's swell
If you don't like the Freakboy, you can go to Hell
Narcboy and Fatboy, alone at the cave, Narcboy's afraid to go in
Fatboy would love to go inside the cave, but the opening's too thin
Antboy and Poorboy show up at the cave, Antboy chewin' his gum
Antboy just stands up and then yells out "CAVE!"
Cause Antboy's really dumb
The Skinny:
1. Who's car it is parked in the handicap zone varies each time the song is sung.
2. I'm very proud of the fact that 'he plays the bass, but his clefs are all trebles' was Johnny D.'s favorite StuPidwish lyric. (He plays the bass.)
3. Jonas adds various profanities at will to the end of the bridge. It makes it better.
4. "CAVE!"
5. Henry's guitar on this really makes the song. If only his amp went to eleven.
Words: Randy
Music: Randy
I wrote this song during an MCAT review class (hence the first line). I went to class every week, but I wrote songs instead of paying attention. There's really not that much to say about it. It's just StuPid.
Lyrics:
The teacher in front of the room is writing on the board
The kid in back is thinking about the caverns he explored
The snakes and rocks and slimy things that he found on the floor
'Without that cave,' he thought to himself, 'my life is such a bore."
Chorus:
Caveboy - he likes to play in his
Caveboy - his friends all call him a
Brave boy - his friends all call him the
Caveboy - he has a dog, too
Well the cave, that mysterious place, is really very dark
There's a new kid sitting in the front of the room and they all think he's a narc
He came, he came into school, with a billyclub and a jar
And when Jon's dad parked in the handicap zone he put a ticket on his car
Narc boy - he is afraid of the
Dark cave - he never goes in the
Dark cave - so he's not friends with the
Caveboy - he's a loser
Bridge:
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy's comin' so you better watch out
Freakboy! Freakboy!
His mom ate the dog...his daddy ate pebbles
Freakboy! Freakboy!
He plays the bass, but his clefs are all trebles
I like the Freakboy - I think he's nice
I like the Freakboy - I'll say it twice
I like the Freakboy - I think he's swell
If you don't like the Freakboy, you can go to Hell
Narcboy and Fatboy, alone at the cave, Narcboy's afraid to go in
Fatboy would love to go inside the cave, but the opening's too thin
Antboy and Poorboy show up at the cave, Antboy chewin' his gum
Antboy just stands up and then yells out "CAVE!"
Cause Antboy's really dumb
The Skinny:
1. Who's car it is parked in the handicap zone varies each time the song is sung.
2. I'm very proud of the fact that 'he plays the bass, but his clefs are all trebles' was Johnny D.'s favorite StuPidwish lyric. (He plays the bass.)
3. Jonas adds various profanities at will to the end of the bridge. It makes it better.
4. "CAVE!"
5. Henry's guitar on this really makes the song. If only his amp went to eleven.
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