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Thursday, October 30, 2003

Pierre

Words: Randy, Jonas, and Big Jon
Music: Randy

This song is about three people all at the same time. One of those people is a skunk named Pierre, which Henry explains here. Another of those people was someone's girlfriend who would occasionally stop by our place and eat all our frozen Milky Ways (another reference to this can be found in the song Down South). The third person was a good friend's new boyfriend who was a kind of a more pathetic version of Bill Romanowski (if that's possible). Again, as is the case with all our songs, this one is a true story - with a happy ending. The Pierres are all gone (though none of them, as far as I know, has died a painful death).

Lyrics:

I don't know if I can take it very much longer
Pierre keeps coming back, eating all our food again
What I'm hoping is, that the smell don't get no stronger
He's been in the kitchen, I hope he doesn't reach the den

Chorus: Pierre, Pierre, everybody best beware,
Pierre, we can smell him in the air,
Pierre, he gave Henry quite a scare,
Pierre, he likes to run around,
He never makes a sound,
Picks apart our garbage bags and leaves our trash right on the ground

I don't know, if I can take it any much longer
Pierre keeps coming back, why won't he just leave me alone
You think that's not so bad? Well, you couldn't be much wronger
That smelly rodent's a fan of the thuggish ruggish Bone

Chorus

Bridge: It isn't easy livin' with Pierre
When people ask me, I just tell 'em "I don't care"
He goes away, but then he keeps on comin' back
If he don't leave for good, I think I'm gonna crack
I hate him, I hate him, I hope he dies a painful death...

Chorus

I don't know if I can take it very much longer
Pierre keeps coming back, eating all our food again
What I'm hoping is, that the stench don't get no stronger
He's in the kitchen, I hope he's stopped before the den.

Stupid Alert: The part about the thuggish, ruggish Bone has nothing to do with anything except that we used to watch BET alot and Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony was on all the time with some song about how they're the thuggish ruggish Bone. There were few qualities a person could have which would be considered worse than being a fan of the thuggish ruggish Bone. Also, Jonas just likes saying that.

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